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HONESTY - is always the best policy


TAGS: facts of life talk
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - December 13, 2011, 10:39 am
this joke has been done before.. even once by me.. I was trying out something new that I had never done before when making these.. took me awhile, but it worked. It's the old dog, new tricks rule thingy
mariand - December 13, 2011, 3:35 am
nice... I guess you know the version from MAD #133963


CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




1 SPERM HAS 37.5MB OF DNA INFORMATION IN IT. - A normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds... And you thought 3G was fast


TAGS: humor facts data
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011, 1:15 pm
So a condom is like anti-virus software? 5/5


33 THINGS WE WOULD NOT KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES -


TAGS: movie facts
Rating: 4.62/5

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MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:49 pm
35: No matter who many times the ye are stabbed/slashed/shot, it's merely a flesh wound. Ye'll be back on yer feet tomorrow.
Densaku - March 5, 2010, 2:04 pm
34: French terrorists truly exist...^^


dragnet - 2014 -


TAGS: just the facts ma aam
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:09 am
In my defense, it's late here...I had to read it twice and studied it 3 times. But I final5Ly got it.


GOD - The Son of Chuck Norris


TAGS: god chuck norris facts
Rating: 1.94/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:47 pm
LD...FTW!
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm
Yes he is....a TOOL OF DESTRUCTION!
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Chick Norris is a effin tool!


MILITARY HUMOR -




100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?


TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of [email protected]
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.


LITTLE KNOWN FACTS... - Even Hitlers cat was an as*hole... But a snappy dresser. Its TRUE!




THE FACTS.. -


TAGS: facts calm
Rating: 4.25/5

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:44 am
That'll never work, he's still got shoes on.


FACTS - The kryptonite of the Democrats.


TAGS: liberals democrats obama facts
Rating: 3.09/5

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TheSarge - August 3, 2009, 11:44 am
Vermin need handouts too.


AND THE LORD SAID: - My contact fell out. Everybody, help me find it!


TAGS: god contacts funny
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Ben

MO - May 23, 2009, 4:05 pm
What's a when beam of sunlight?
me - October 3, 2008, 10:23 am
I hate whenever when beams of sunlight shine through gaps in the clouds, someone always needs to make a religious reference
Doomed - August 26, 2008, 2:18 pm
I can still watch though.
Grey - June 21, 2008, 9:41 pm
Finally, he won't be able to see what i do, alone, in my bedroom...


CONTRACTUAL FINE PRINT -




Truly Amazing -




HEAVEN IS... - Whatever you think you deserve for the acts of your life. I have been VERY nice...


TAGS: whatever you think you deserve for the acts of your life
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chef

forseti - May 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
a farm without cows and pigs?!? ...oh... i see...


GAMING - They have told us that when they were our age they didn't have video games. But recently discovered artifacts suggest otherwise.


TAGS: gaming rocks artifacts playstation
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bizy

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:58 pm
it takes guts and a lot of faith in the human race to tag a poster with 'artifacts'. 5L for your 'bravado'. tag this ! lol
jig - January 27, 2012, 4:24 pm
Ancient gamer aliens ?!


I ASKED MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: facts of life talk
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

voodoo3535 - February 26, 2011, 10:12 am
$35!! Thats cheap!!
Airman - February 25, 2011, 5:18 pm
thanks guys.. lol
spacedog - February 25, 2011, 5:01 pm
5L Airman.
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2011, 12:19 pm
ROR! nice one air.


TRUTH -


TAGS: facts truth cloudy cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 15, 2011, 11:27 pm
All I want to know is...WHY is Cubbybear taking a camera into a public bathroom in the first place? :):)
Donkasaurus - January 15, 2011, 12:04 am
Whenever I have to take a dump in a public bathroom I start a poop tally on the door. There's a stall at my school that has 77 tallies...4 of them are mine haha!
raga7 - January 14, 2011, 11:22 pm
true sauce!


FASHION -


TAGS: little known facts assignment they way she wears her levis are just riveting
Rating: 4.46/5

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GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
FYI, I didn't find it. I made it, from scratch. mmmmm, homemade
booger13 - April 3, 2010, 8:57 pm
becha didnt know ... AWESOME FIND , Scorpie
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:25 pm
Sweeeet.


BEAM SABERS -


TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


FACTS - Wisdom isn't based on them




FACTS - Poor liberals don't get it... Recessions have measurable requirements and before Bush slavery was legal


TAGS: bush obama facts liberals fags
Rating: 2.14/5
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:24 pm
so instead he makes up little nicnames for them and for christsakes .... its NUCLEAR not NUCULAR you fucking waste of sperm. the only people dumber than him are the idiots that defend him. IM looking at you mark.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:22 pm
Who is the asshole that thinks this guy is smart because he has multiple degrees? This stupid sonfoabitch cant get through a speech with out stumbling all over his own sentences, its too stupid to remember the names of his foreing counterparts
datnigga - July 13, 2008, 4:11 am
slavery was legal before lincoln you shitcock!
The Canadian - June 29, 2008, 5:27 pm
What caused the Gas prices to increase: The Iraqi War. Which was just a way for the U.S. Government to have a reason to go into the middle east, steal a crapload of oil, and consume it like it won't kill us all. as well, because we're running out of it
Neal - May 15, 2008, 9:18 am
I am sure you are happy about that. Some people try SOOOOO HARD to be funny, and well, we all end up laughing AT you instead.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 12, 2008, 11:27 pm
Hey, thank God we're all way past that trying to be funny thing. That was hard, eh? Making up jokes n' shit ....


giving up -


TAGS: lost contacts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 11:03 am
haha, thanks Prissy!
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:58 am
Wonder how long before he tells them he really doesn't wear them? Nice one Little!


Venus vs Mars -




Cellphones -




No Limit -


TAGS: guilty conscience calendar motifake facts
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:14 pm
XD


EYE OF THE BEHOLDER -


TAGS: acts of cowardice can be seen as courage
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:23 pm
LOL!!


M0RD3KAI - Attracting Timmies to motifake since 2011


TAGS: m0rd3kai attracts timmies
Rating: 3.86/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 9:07 pm
Good... GOOD I am mesmorising... hoiting at you... talking about LEGO! I now understand why you're shooting your pc XD
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:28 pm

LOL!~~Your Avatar is so bizzare! It 'hooits' at me in tandem when I read a thread where you have multiple posts.
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 8:26 pm
I have stepped on them... chrissake, my room was made of legos at one day, still have WAY more than a 100 sets, still in perfect condition.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:27 pm

LOLOLOL!!!~~~No! Absolutely no Legos! Have you ever stepped on one of those in the middle of the night? They're worse than Barbie shoes!~
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:18 pm
We're all Goobers?? What the flying popsicle is that?? and if I know you well enough... treat him like your child... and legos ;)
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 5:40 pm

You're all GOOBERS! Timmy...uh...I mean, David, come sit by me.
GaryO - April 3, 2012, 4:33 pm
A good first step toward a fun membership….take a joke…make a joke. Welcome David
davidbowie - April 3, 2012, 2:43 pm
OK i admit im a Timmy look at my avatar
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 11:30 am
For you Gary... Anytime XD
GaryO - April 3, 2012, 9:02 am
please view and give feedback on my posters..........


QUAINT FACTS DAY -




THERE'S MIDDLEWEIGHT - Lightweight, Heavyweight, Flyweight, Bantamweight, Cruiserweight, Welterweight and there's Duckweight




YOU WERE MADE TO MAKE IT HURT -


TAGS: beauty attracts beasts and heartaches
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by motifayk

SteveFurlong - June 26, 2012, 6:42 pm
That scans oddly. (The grammar and spelling nazis are getting lonely. Enter the Scansion Nazi!)


WIKIPEDIA - Because close does in fact work with more than horseshoes and hand grenades.




Dark Events -




I WAS KIDNAPPED -


TAGS: mimes mime kidnapped acts pack
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by DirtyOldMan

Swampfox - December 18, 2016, 9:04 am
Say that again...
concern3 - December 13, 2016, 11:49 am
Words, love it, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - December 10, 2016, 4:13 pm
Louder!


facts first -




Poor Sweden -


TAGS: trump sweden alternative facts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 20, 2017, 6:01 am
Thanks
concern3 - February 20, 2017, 4:04 am
Nice, UP yours


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